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this is literally the most perfect thing I have ever seen

this made my life

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identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

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The World’s End Fight Rehearsal

Was Martin wearing the Little Bastards sweatshirt?

I don’t even know I’m too concerned with his exposed pants 

wow wow wow hold on a sec. i don’t know which is more arousing - his sex hair or blue undies

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#he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione

#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective

You know, out of context,this could be taken the wrong way.

oh good I though I was the only one

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send help

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  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.